You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize