I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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