# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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