We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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