fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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