Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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