This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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