did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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