i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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