Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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