you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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