Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
