Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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