I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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