My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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