This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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