I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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