So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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