woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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