I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Your dad touched me again.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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