so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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