from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
