Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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