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(301): View more from Maryland

About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?

(1-301): View more from Maryland

hey.....beach week happens

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(410): View more from Maryland

Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together

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(630): View more from Illinois

note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...

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(410): View more from Maryland

Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up

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(847): View more from Illinois

Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?

(312): View more from Illinois

I get to be your mom.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?

(312): View more from Illinois

You're the best girlfriend ever.

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(818): View more from California

Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there

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(607): View more from New York

She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.

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