Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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