Dual....:-)
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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