When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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