you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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