i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's never too late to be topless.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
