? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it was like his penis was on wheels.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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