Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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