I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Two words: nipple clamps
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