I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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