And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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