she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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