matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Me too!
...so i touched it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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