is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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