you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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