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Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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