Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Just pee around me
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
We smell like vodka and hangover
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