i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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