Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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