So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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