No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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