I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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