what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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