you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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