its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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