he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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