wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
