Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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