turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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